I want to try the tendies at Popeye's

Black people love fried chicken, and so do I.

I do too.

We've also got a watermelon downstairs

I should probably stop

Watermelon joos

Watermelon!?! <:pikasmirk:565424846956265474>

Water melanin

Everybody loves fried chicken.

now i just need malt liquor, kool-aid, and some codeine.

And Popeye's really is the best of the bunch.

If you can get it fresh out of the fryer, it is divine.

i dont like fried chicken

Found the lizardman!

Cracker located.

all we have here is KFC

and its shit

Oh, that's not the same as not liking fried chicken.

In n Out was great when I was in cali

Well in my limited experience with fried chicken i've found it to be undesirable

That is fair.

Oy vey

KFC is not that great.

When you come to the land of #freedom, you can get some of that tasty Louisiana fried chicken at Popeyes.

Kentucky fail chicken

Get the spicy.

So good.

Actually they have a sick special on right now

And for extra flavor, add the ~~msg...~~ Cajun Sparkle

For a bunch of fried shrimp

I'm ambivalent about shrimp.

On the one hand, they are tiny and not at all satisfying.

What a homo

i ain't too into sea food

On the other hand, there's so much death involved in a proper meal, it's absolutely worth pursuing.

Redeemed

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

You know, technically speaking, we kill millions of tiny organisms every day by just existing.

Technically speaking, killing a cow for food doesn't mean jack shit.

I know vegans get upset about it, but I honestly don't give a fuck.

Literally everything on this planet is designed to kill or be killed