Message from @ChaonThe5th

Discord ID: 588990480063135755


2019-06-14 06:57:06 UTC  

wtf is dat?

2019-06-14 06:57:53 UTC  

it's a website

2019-06-14 06:58:02 UTC  

secret password stoopid handshake

2019-06-14 06:59:11 UTC  

go youtube link in profile watch evil woman

2019-06-14 06:59:58 UTC  

Aight fellas

2019-06-14 07:00:01 UTC  

Goodnight.

2019-06-14 07:00:20 UTC  

don let da Raphutalia bite

2019-06-14 07:01:07 UTC  

oh pooh

2019-06-14 07:01:31 UTC  

~~Who says Raphtalia biting me is a bad thing?~~

2019-06-14 07:02:48 UTC  

it has the letter u for a reason 😉

2019-06-14 07:06:05 UTC  

shitposting server probably a homo room n e way

2019-06-14 07:07:03 UTC  

it hasn't been so good since frugal's disappearance

2019-06-14 07:07:23 UTC  

@frugalcasper wer u at

2019-06-14 07:07:36 UTC  

<:CryingPepe:354613688168218624>

2019-06-14 07:07:42 UTC  

NIGGA

2019-06-14 07:07:44 UTC  

GO TO SLEEP

2019-06-14 07:08:31 UTC  

You’re not me boss, bucko.

2019-06-14 07:09:05 UTC  

no but raphtalia is

2019-06-14 07:09:25 UTC  

No. I’m her boss too.

2019-06-14 07:09:36 UTC  

haku you're not funny

2019-06-14 07:17:53 UTC  

Ram and I are at an impasse. She's a demon, and demons are vastly stronger and more intelligent than humans, and I'm a man, but men are vastly stronger and more intelligent than women. So I just said fuck it. Now I'm her property and she's mine. We basically own each other <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-14 07:19:33 UTC  

What the...

2019-06-14 07:20:28 UTC  

Oh @ChaonThe5th , please don't change 😂

2019-06-14 07:21:29 UTC  

Nah fam Ram wants to turn me into an oni husbando, but she literally can't without changing me and she loves me too much to change me, so she's in a paradox <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-14 07:22:18 UTC  

Women / thots are always in a paradox state, that's their nature 😜

2019-06-14 07:23:00 UTC  

I might pick up Mirror's Edge, I haven't played it in years and I really like it.

2019-06-14 07:23:49 UTC  

@ChaonThe5th become Borg

2019-06-14 07:23:57 UTC  

just assimilate lol

2019-06-14 07:24:33 UTC  

I hated it xD @[chase dreams]

2019-06-14 07:24:55 UTC  

I can understand why, the gunplay is awful and the running is clunky

2019-06-14 07:24:56 UTC  

Ram can't be a thot because she doesn't breathe, and also isn't human. Though technically she's not even a woman either because "woman" is derived from "man" which both come from "human" which Ram isn't <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-14 07:25:09 UTC  

The game is beautiful though. And I like the story.

2019-06-14 07:25:43 UTC  

It's totally gay, you can't even really fight / shoot back

When used to shooters / halo, where you constantly attack...
It just doesn't work out

2019-06-14 07:26:01 UTC  

But yeah the graphics / game mechanics at least looked interesting

2019-06-14 07:26:05 UTC  

You're not meant to fight, you're meant to run. It's not a shooter fam.

2019-06-14 07:26:27 UTC  

that is why Catalyst just removed gunplay

2019-06-14 07:26:32 UTC  

Yes, that's probably my main problem with the game <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-14 07:27:21 UTC  

Running without shooting is for pussies (most of the time, there are exceptions)

2019-06-14 07:27:53 UTC  

Fam, I told you, the game's not meant to be played like a shooter.

2019-06-14 07:28:22 UTC  

Going into Mirror's Edge expecting to play it like Doom is stupid.

2019-06-14 07:28:27 UTC  

🤔 you’ve never played any games where you’re not gigachad master chief so you shouldn’t just stand there shooting?