I'd appreciate it if more women understood that a fit volleyball ass is vastly preferable to those doughy, craggy, twerker asses.

~~I'm not gonna lie. I actually have the ass of a pornstar.~~

I mean what?

Did you cut it off of him?

Because that's some Silence of the Lambs crazy right there.

Most sports girls have good asses

Fantastic

Lets get this show on the road

Kyuske is also on the mark.

Now THIS is a good conversation.

Any bitch who doesnt perform well in volleyball gets banished to the thot dimension

She can't be banished to the thot dimension, she doesn't have an ass.

OOF

An ass is an ass.

They are not all the same.

Though, they do have major problems.

But once you are done with that ass, then what?

They all have cracks and holes in them.

And poop comes out of there.

Not all asses are equal

@Xychotic Or corn

What happens once you are done fucking an ass?

#MakeAssesGreatAgain

You switch to the pussy or mouth?

@Roman Sionis It vomits your semen

You cum on her back? thighs? face?

You're left there disgusted with some stupid bitch

I mean, there's options.

@Xychotic Cum on her feet

Not an anal guy so I wouldn't know. @Roman Sionis

Cum on the cat

Dan Schneider style

I'm not an anything guy.

Skeet on her feet

Jizz in the fridge

Make a jizzaster.

I'm a man of consummate passion. I really only like the main course.

Nah condom and take it with you.

@Xychotic ...the feet?????

Shotgun it around the room

Make it look like a fucking disco up in their with blacklight