*DIES*

OK. I'll stop.

Damn allergies

Okay, anyone notice that volleyball chicks have thicc asses?

They do actually.

Like, hot damn.

Are you kidding me

I think it's the jumping.

They jump and run a lot. And stay in the squat position

Yeah.

If I wasn't worried about getting fucked over I would be BALLS DEEP!

@Xychotic Once patriarchy is restored, we need to make these bitches bunny hop like crazy

So, it seems that squats, plyometrics, and kettlebell cultivates a shapely, fit ass.

I second Jew-El's proposition.

Mandatory volleyball classes for all females?

Yes, agreed

I'd appreciate it if more women understood that a fit volleyball ass is vastly preferable to those doughy, craggy, twerker asses.

~~I'm not gonna lie. I actually have the ass of a pornstar.~~

I mean what?

Did you cut it off of him?

Because that's some Silence of the Lambs crazy right there.

Most sports girls have good asses

Fantastic

Lets get this show on the road

Kyuske is also on the mark.

Now THIS is a good conversation.

Any bitch who doesnt perform well in volleyball gets banished to the thot dimension

She can't be banished to the thot dimension, she doesn't have an ass.

OOF

An ass is an ass.

They are not all the same.

Though, they do have major problems.

But once you are done with that ass, then what?

They all have cracks and holes in them.

And poop comes out of there.

Not all asses are equal

@Xychotic Or corn

What happens once you are done fucking an ass?

#MakeAssesGreatAgain

You switch to the pussy or mouth?

@Roman Sionis It vomits your semen