Message from @Happy Humble Hermit

Discord ID: 590672898918842381


2019-06-18 22:02:09 UTC  

I guess he just didn't want his employees to see his small dick

2019-06-18 22:05:44 UTC  

@The-Free-Monk The leg press?

2019-06-18 22:10:20 UTC  

Maybe it was a super squat

2019-06-18 22:15:25 UTC  

I've seen most of the women like doing the leg exercises.

2019-06-18 22:15:44 UTC  

Especially the abduction and adduction machines and the stairmaster.

2019-06-18 22:15:51 UTC  

Someone needs to remind them that upper body matters.

2019-06-18 22:17:37 UTC  

Like apes, normie males will chase the booty

2019-06-18 22:24:04 UTC  

It's called being a gym thot

2019-06-18 22:24:49 UTC  

Nah, it strikes me as mirror muscles for chicks.

2019-06-18 22:26:10 UTC  

You know, like how guys pay attention to their biceps, pecs, and abs but kind of ignore everything else?

2019-06-18 22:26:47 UTC  

Yeah because those muscles also are the muscles that will attract floosies

2019-06-18 22:27:13 UTC  

*they think will attract*

2019-06-18 22:28:24 UTC  

Right, think

2019-06-18 22:28:47 UTC  

But, that aside, there's functional flaws with this weird focus on mirror muscles.

2019-06-18 22:29:00 UTC  

But idk I think a physique does aid in the club, rave scene no?

2019-06-18 22:29:28 UTC  

i googled gym thot meme for something relevant and the first thing to come up is sunrise hoodie's video. proud of our boy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/590669436793389067/gym_thot.PNG

2019-06-18 22:29:44 UTC  

That was the first video I saw of Hoodie

2019-06-18 22:30:03 UTC  

Got it. Gonna watch now.

2019-06-18 22:31:15 UTC  

I saw it too, hence the term

2019-06-18 22:43:08 UTC  

@Andrew The Meme King eyy borderlands 2. you wouldnt reroll or get a character closer to my level would you?

2019-06-18 22:43:13 UTC  

or we could play fortnite

2019-06-18 22:44:55 UTC  

@Happy Humble Hermit What level are you?

2019-06-18 22:45:13 UTC  

@Punished Korgoth idk something low. prob not even 20

2019-06-18 22:45:23 UTC  

Nice

2019-06-18 22:45:25 UTC  

im in that range

2019-06-18 22:45:29 UTC  

we could play

2019-06-18 22:45:40 UTC  

I also got some kickass weapons that you would like

2019-06-18 22:45:45 UTC  

I can give em to you

2019-06-18 22:46:15 UTC  

ive been saving some articles to do an expansive and long hermit herald. kind of modeled after john oliver back when i used to watch that cuck. think this might be the top story to cover

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/590673662118592532/drudge.PNG

2019-06-18 23:08:40 UTC  

Huh.

2019-06-18 23:08:44 UTC  

lizardberg is trying to expand facebook into other markets because its dying

2019-06-18 23:08:54 UTC  

but yeah i agree its scary

2019-06-18 23:09:10 UTC  

The incoming trust suit is also scaring the fuck out of him.

2019-06-18 23:09:24 UTC  

also I guess now African illegals are being let across the southern border now?? TF?

2019-06-18 23:09:28 UTC  

In wildly unrelated news, I just finished my little exercise circuit and have added planking.

2019-06-18 23:11:08 UTC  

Oh and ebola has spread to uganda, so thats awesome. maybe we'll get one of the infected and the gov will finally do something about customs and border enforcement

2019-06-18 23:11:24 UTC  

@Xychotic nice man, ive been thinking about adding that to mine as well

2019-06-18 23:11:54 UTC  

If the government gave a fuck, things would be wildly different from today.

2019-06-18 23:22:08 UTC  

well an epidemic is more likely to kill us off than nuclear war at this point

2019-06-18 23:22:36 UTC  

its astounds me how many people either dont know or care about ebola spreading over in africa

2019-06-18 23:22:38 UTC  

It won't kill us all off.