@TruceAU Why would you allow yourself be drafted?

@TruceAU UwU 😉

Would you try to get out of it?

I am unkillable

I am a war machine

I at least get the perks that come with having been a soldier

What perks?

And I shall be recognized as the most badass soldier in human history

Lol

I would get a medical pass.

And then I'd lose my weight and reapply so I could go deliver some #freedom

But I'm already at the upper age limit

They'd pick me last.

Oh oh oh

I lost like 7 lbs this week

Praise me

How?

@ResolvingParadox13 how did you lose the weight

@okokok okay, I win.

Try again

I pulled a sneaky on you and took you out

@Xychotic He lost weight in his right arm

Okay Mr. Naruto Uzumaki @okokok

Fuck your Yu-Gi-Oh bullshit you weeb

As you changed your avatar

<#517757020883910676>

That looks like anime

my dad suggested a great idea, to look for a cuck selling all his warhammer 40k stuff online cuz wifey said so

<:stone_thonk:585703345260593173>

That seems like a good idea

Dont let it go to waste

I’ll make your bones click and snap like an angry Puerto Rican thot

Stopping to smell the flowers is basically watching plant porn.

Quick question, how do angry Puerto Rican thots go about making bones click and snap?

Y'all talking profile pics like you have anything on Uncle

What the fuck happened to the chat 😂
And yes @Uncle Toxic no one can compete ;)

Later mate, too busy with life stuff atm

Stop spazzing

I have a spot open in my closet you're welcome to apply for

Mate, take a chill pill. Play the waifu game. That'll level you up quick

I went from level 6 to 10 in a day or two when that game came out