Message from @Juanito

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2019-06-28 02:59:50 UTC  

Idk what killed more of my braincells. The debate or the rum

2019-06-28 03:00:04 UTC  

I dare not watch those debates

2019-06-28 03:00:29 UTC  

I saw on the TV briefly that some fuck said something about transwomen getting abortion rights and noped the fuck out of that cesspool

2019-06-28 03:01:22 UTC  

Couldn't be arsed to watch it. Was this one mostly in Spanish too?

2019-06-28 03:02:00 UTC  

Don’t you have to be like... a Us citizen to be president?

2019-06-28 03:02:07 UTC  

Yep

2019-06-28 03:02:11 UTC  

Like BORN US?

2019-06-28 03:02:14 UTC  

Yep

2019-06-28 03:02:21 UTC  

That’s what I though.

2019-06-28 03:02:25 UTC  

Thought*

2019-06-28 03:02:29 UTC  

So at least some moron like Omar isn't gonna get in.

2019-06-28 03:03:13 UTC  

God help us all if Ilhan Omar were to become madame president. I'd say fuck it all, drop my degree plan, move to Cuba, and set up a fucking fruit stand that deals in coke on the side.

2019-06-28 03:03:41 UTC  

<:CRUSADEE:585703763126255641>

2019-06-28 03:04:23 UTC  

Donald Trump is a black man!

2019-06-28 03:04:30 UTC  

Oh God

2019-06-28 03:04:32 UTC  

GOD DAMN RIGHT

2019-06-28 03:04:32 UTC  

Nd shiiieeetttt

2019-06-28 03:05:01 UTC  

That meme fucking still kills me <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-06-28 03:05:13 UTC  

WAKANDA 4EVA

2019-06-28 03:05:23 UTC  

Excuse me? aren't we all aware that Trump is just a lesbian middle eastern woman?

2019-06-28 03:05:47 UTC  

Scenes when Omar turns the US into a caliphate just to get instantly beheaded for being a subversive woman

2019-06-28 03:06:27 UTC  

Ilhan Omar = Useful Idiot

2019-06-28 03:06:29 UTC  

Implying the coastal cities aren't already caliphates

2019-06-28 03:07:07 UTC  

<:oof:516458979250012160>

2019-06-28 03:07:11 UTC  

Yeah upstate NY has MCP

2019-06-28 03:07:17 UTC  

Wut

2019-06-28 03:07:28 UTC  

Mcp = muslim community patrol

2019-06-28 03:07:39 UTC  

or in layman's terms

2019-06-28 03:07:42 UTC  

California is more like India than a Muslim country tbh

2019-06-28 03:07:42 UTC  

Thot patrol

2019-06-28 03:07:48 UTC  

Shit EVERYWHERE

2019-06-28 03:07:52 UTC  

>omar becomes president
>makes America a caliphate
>invites millions of muslims
>establishes sharia law
>ilhan is removed from office
>cries that she's being oppressed
>beheaded for her blasphemous actions
>feminism taken back 100 years
Remember guys: islam is a feminist religion

2019-06-28 03:08:20 UTC  

But at least we'd repeal the 19th

2019-06-28 03:08:32 UTC  

Hey there's a bright side to everything isn't there

2019-06-28 03:08:35 UTC  

I went to the grocery story to get a snickers bar; I came back with miso soup, pork belly snacks bites, and green onions. Forgot the snickers bar. Fuck.

2019-06-28 03:08:41 UTC  

Inshallah👏 👏

2019-06-28 03:09:02 UTC  

@Xychotic what a weeb

2019-06-28 03:09:16 UTC  

Right!?

2019-06-28 03:09:16 UTC  

@Xychotic bruh That's some good shit. I always end up forgetting the one thing I went to the damn store for

2019-06-28 03:09:31 UTC  

Islam America, where all the walmarts are replaced with bazaars.

2019-06-28 03:09:47 UTC  

Dude, you could buy the sultan clothes