Glad you slept well. It literally sets the pace for the whole day

Pride month is over finally. Maybe they will tone down the big gay for a bit

I'm kind of sad. Straight pride was such a high quality rustle

*On the contrary....*

UwU

Hello boomer

man i feel so hurt...

was talking to this man and he said he was falsely accused by two women

and he lost his job

he worked as an electrical engineer in google

he was arrested

and lost everything

what a shitty situation to be in

@☆majd☆⌒_⌒is there more to this story? I wanna know

Hopefully he sued them for defamation.

And Google.

@Deleted User well now he works at cleaning

thats all i know lol

he is 52 years old

it happened when he was 23 years old

dont think he can sue them

Google didn't exist when he was 23

uh idk it's what he said

maybe he meant 43

not sure

🤔

<:shrekhmm:594037532568846346>

Hello gents

Tricklygod, is that you?

LMAO I had a thot just offer to be my girlfriend because she said she feels bad for me that I'm single, and am living life without a woman to annoy me and take my shit. Like holy fuck my sides <:lolz:480186121897377792> I didn't even say anything, I just started uncontrollably laughing and she got the idea

Besides, vagina is fucking disgusting and no one can convince me otherwise. 2d vaginas are acceptable, but 3d vaginas are just gross slimy meat flaps

I can't argue the point that they are "slimy meat flaps," but I can argue that they are fun.

@ChaonThe5th You must be a real stud <:shrekhmm:594037532568846346>

I don't even try though. Thots just like me for some reason. It's so annoying <:why:480186116222353410> like I don't want you and I never will, because there's absolutely zero reason to even interact with a woman unless you plan on having sex. But I think 3d sex is gross, and I have a pretty low drive, so that's off the table. Which means a woman has nothing to offer me. But for some reason they all keep trying to get me into a completely one sided relationship that benefits only them. Like bitch do I look retarded to you? <:lolz:480186121897377792>

Maybe you do

Maybe they see you and think to themselves, "Oh look, a loaded potato. Imma get a bite."

That....... actually wouldn't surprise me <:lolz:480186121897377792>

somehow I'm awake 3 hours before I go to work

kek

Congrats

Now be late anyway.