I don't want thieves to think I'm a target, I don't want professionals to think I'm a slob, and I don't want any passerby thinking of my car in any capacity.

I have a bunch of Magic: The Gathering cards in my car lol

Good point

What is the card game from japan with the sexy animation?

Also, respect your paint job and window finish; don’t put shit on your car.

Exactly.

Just keep it clean and unremarkable.

True

I don't like bright colors, either. Those attract attention from the cops.

Clandestine operation requires ghosting in plain sight.

I like driving a sleeper.

@batshadow you crashed the stream lol know everyone in the comments will be wishing you happy b day

Yes, the “grayman” idea, true

It's part of the reason my fitness goal is to be lean and taut rather than big.

*shit*

Current whip is an unremarkably grey finish Mazda 3 hatchback with performance suspension and about 25 more HP, with more on the way. Going to drive it until I can’t keep it alive anymore.

what is good battle brother? @Five, Seven, and Two

@batshadow Happy Birthday?

Exactly. I drive my cars to death. That's my rule.

Happy birthday, bats!

lol

apparently hermits making a "calls" video where I crashed the stream on my birthday some odd months ago. @Five, Seven, and Two

Were you drunk?

*I don't drink*

oh, speaking of which, I should grab some bourbon

@Xychotic Do your research, find a car you really love, and drive it until it can’t love you back.

I just wanted to crash the stream

and be a shitlord

***as per usual***

I don't love cars. tbh, I kind of resent them. They are a necessary evil, as far as I'm concerned.

@batshadow Very nice. <:har:480186132298989569>

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

@Xychotic */jazz music stops* Get out.

also @Xychotic its not my birthday

lol

My rule for car buying was simple: 6 cylinder, powerful AC, decent handling

Because anything less than 6 cylinders is goddamn unbearably weak.

I prefer my home.

*Laughs in high compression V4*

But, then again, I've never owned a tasty car that I really enjoyed.

And, well, I did a lot of driving when I did security work and I grew to resent it.