"You should get a gf"
"Sure, I should propagate the species and pair bond like biology says. But this isn't the 1940s and the deal has been altered so far, it's not worth it anymore."
"You should still get a gf."
"Sure thing, pops. i'll be on the prowl for a nice, faithful Christian girl. Should I also play powerball? Do you have any tips for the horse races?"

Okay..... that's good, I'm stealing those.

Hey man that's what we're here for

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And I got banned from a comments section because some dude was saying "I have a 147 IQ", and I simply pointed out IQ isn't all of intelligence

I only have a 136

It makes me sad.

I wanted to be a 250

But, like my appearance, I'm barely half as good as I wanted to be.

I tried to point out that some communists are also "High IQ", and he just ree'd, and banned me from commenting.

@Xychotic a 250 iq?

I probably have a 30 or 40 iq<:tard:480186130105630730>

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WHAT

Everyone would starve to death 😂

Alternatively, we can just do *nothing at all* and let all the obese people die.

No fat = no fatphobia <:lolz:480186121897377792>

Restaurant bathroom is out of toilet paper and I just took a shit. What do????!?

*FUCK*

*FML*

Wait till someone comes

"Council Meeting Gets Personal" is the best youtube video ever

@ResolvingParadox13 Use your god given hands

Or just wipe your ass at home

I'm back.

Yes, I wish I have 250 IQ.

Though, really, at 136, I could practically rule the world with just better conscientiousness.

@Xychotic Then do it

I don't know how to improve trait conscientiousness.

I just used the toilet seat covers, we good

Okay then.

@Xychotic Learn that. But dont forget to become an orator

And kill all the people with higher iqs then you

But I want those higher IQ people on my team.

But they may take your power away

They present a threat

Unless you dont mind

Regardless, imma take my 106 iq ass to the ass end of nowhere

I don't mind.

and mabey die

@Xychotic Good