His two meat mitts

LOL

Metal bat, pocket knife.

Yeah, but if you recall, his mom cam in with a SHOVEL

A fucking Katana

YEET

MY FUCKING MAN

I got a katana too!

dude ur gonna beat ur mom really?

what the fucks wrong with u

Got a bike ?

The bitch tried to kill me.

You think I give a shit?

your just like her

a fucking nutjob then

BRUH

Beat? He sounds like he’s gonna turn her into sashimi with his katana

lolll

You obviously don't get it.

Ok so ronin is obviously out of the advice giving picture

Have you ever seen home alone?

i told the kid go somewhere else or barricade your door

Excuse, what didn't you get about the door getting bashed down with a shovel? @ronin

DUDE

Dude he has grandparents at his house

No booby traps

I don't think the guy has either option available to him.

Does this fucking look like COD zombies to you?

Unless he moves his bed against the door or something.

He doesnt want his grandma flying up after triggering a rope

Oh yes, let me barricade all the windows, and who knows, maybe I can open the mystery box.

this goy said hes home alone

No, I'm alone in my room.

Its only 950 points might get a raygun

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 first of all get somewhere safe with as many resources as possible

idk his gparents where there

Not home alone.

so you gotta protect your gparents?

@Nawalter Jizney Had too much Calories today, so now I'm just getting water.

Gets a sack of marbles and tie it so opening the door drops them

You always have the option of going somewhere else