For years I've taken great pleasure in melting shift keys

How's your pinky holding up though?

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My pinky's good

Thanks for asking

Who the fuck is choosing chewy?

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Mf, if your cookie is chewy ypu didnt bale it long enough and your gonna get that cookie dough aids i keep hearing about

*bake

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This guy gets it

**LIES**

Also

**DECEPTION**

Chewy cookies are only acceptable when they're fresh baked.

Want to know why Crunchy is cultured? You can dunk it in the most cultured thing on Earth, **TEA**

Doesn't top Milk and Fresh baked cookies

Dumbass

you uncultured swine.

Fresh baked cookies are the best. Not gonna lie there

HOWEVER

That is the ONLY time it is acceptable to have a chewy cookie.

Oh, no, you are wrong.

Oh m y

chewy cookies are justice.

ooooooh shit

WRONG

DOUBLE WRONG

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fake news

chewy cookies are life

Nein, Hans, get zhe flamenwerfer. Vwhe are roasting cookies tonight!

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My favorite are fresh made papa murphy's chocolate chip cookies.

Really? Never had them

omg, so good

I wish Papa Murphy's was closer than an hour away.

I miss my grandpa's cookies.

Get a ouija board and get his recipe.

Where there's a will, there's a way.