CHEWY all the way you **savages**

There's Nothing like **warm soft cookies**

nothing like **Dunking Crunchy Cookies**

*motherfucker*

*the plot thickens*

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-kevin-hart-jumanji-jumanji-movie-gif-11210103

*A fellow crunchy lover I see.*

Isn't that gif from Jimanjii?

Idk you put it up

butchered that spelling

Lol it even says jumanji in the link

lmao

It's even

*For now*

That shift key is a bitch man

*fucking shift key*

I type a lot for work. My Pinky and the Shift Key go way back.

As a gamer, I can say my shift key no longer has text.

For years I've taken great pleasure in melting shift keys

How's your pinky holding up though?

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-the-dark-knight-heath-ledger-joker-gif-4141377

My pinky's good

Thanks for asking

Who the fuck is choosing chewy?

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Mf, if your cookie is chewy ypu didnt bale it long enough and your gonna get that cookie dough aids i keep hearing about

*bake

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This guy gets it

**LIES**

Also

**DECEPTION**

Chewy cookies are only acceptable when they're fresh baked.

Want to know why Crunchy is cultured? You can dunk it in the most cultured thing on Earth, **TEA**

Doesn't top Milk and Fresh baked cookies

Dumbass

you uncultured swine.

Fresh baked cookies are the best. Not gonna lie there

HOWEVER

That is the ONLY time it is acceptable to have a chewy cookie.

Oh, no, you are wrong.