Message from @Lilu

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2019-07-10 02:28:05 UTC  

Nah bro, you pass them 100 bucks

2019-07-10 02:28:08 UTC  

Jk

2019-07-10 02:28:22 UTC  

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 cmon fam dont say shit like that

A dolphin robbed me in my dreams last night.

That's not right

He jumped me and my boy Nemo

2019-07-10 02:28:56 UTC  

What race was the dolphin

Penguin

2019-07-10 02:29:06 UTC  

Jk

2019-07-10 02:29:37 UTC  

You know cortez admitted to having jewish ancestors

2019-07-10 02:29:43 UTC  

I had to urban dictionary " dolphin " to find out what you meant

2019-07-10 02:29:44 UTC  

So she might make it

2019-07-10 02:29:47 UTC  

<:pennies:587096967549681664> <:pennies:587096967549681664> <:pennies:587096967549681664>

@Lilu I..... I didn't mean that.

I'm gonna stop now.

That description is now in my head

2019-07-10 02:32:07 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-07-10 02:32:12 UTC  

all of the sudden the Major Lazer video Bubble Butt makes sense

2019-07-10 02:33:36 UTC  

the white girls in the begining are dolphins

2019-07-10 02:33:54 UTC  

Cause They like rape?

2019-07-10 02:34:07 UTC  

there are girls that don't?

2019-07-10 02:34:18 UTC  

Well I’m asking

2019-07-10 02:34:41 UTC  

All jokes aside I don’t get the dolphin reference

@Lilu Excuse me, what the fuck?

2019-07-10 02:34:58 UTC  

2 Chainz says " put it in the dirt " a bunch

When you attempt to enter the anus doggy style and she reels herhead back with a dolphin like "en en"

"I was going for the cornhole when she denied me with the DOLPHIN"

I think this is what Lilu thought I meant.

2019-07-10 02:35:28 UTC  

yes

I meant it literally.

2019-07-10 02:35:43 UTC  

Try spiderman

But this......

2019-07-10 02:35:50 UTC  

Or superman

2019-07-10 02:35:59 UTC  

Look them up on Urban dictionary

2019-07-10 02:36:10 UTC  

Superman dat Hoe

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was alllike "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

2019-07-10 02:36:29 UTC  

Everyone dancing to this line and it is the filthiest thing ever

2019-07-10 02:36:36 UTC  

👋🏾

That was Spiderman....

2019-07-10 02:36:56 UTC  

Sling webs

2019-07-10 02:36:57 UTC  

That’s too much work

2019-07-10 02:37:13 UTC  

All the good things in life take work