But this......

Or superman

Look them up on Urban dictionary

Superman dat Hoe

When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was alllike "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

Everyone dancing to this line and it is the filthiest thing ever

👋🏾

That was Spiderman....

Sling webs

That’s too much work

All the good things in life take work

Angry dragon is funnier

Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!

"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"

No....

Superman might be better for you @Nawalter Jizney

Superman them and be out

I went monk mode decades ago so I don't have much input on bizar sex thingys

@Eritrean MGTOW how you doin

@YuriBezmenov tired after work. But it’s at least peaceful

peaceful is huge. IMHO it don't get much better than that

I smell blood (now I'm not joking)

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@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸 are you getting a bloody nose?

No.

It's weird

@Eritrean MGTOW awesome

Ever since I smashed my head on that one thing since that accident, it's an occasional thing that happens.

that sounds fucked up.

I'm sure you'll be fine unless you aren't then you won't be otherwise it's okay

Its was when I fell down the stairs.

how long ago?

Carried some pans down, fell.

Because some jackass left some laundry on the stairs.

4 months ago.

is the jackass to remain nameless?

I don't know who the jackass is.

oh. that would be the kind of thing that I would say if I were the jackass

Even though my memory has never been great, it has been somewhat worse since that bump.

have you seen anyone about that?

No.

Thought I'd *tough it out*