Whoever planned that event would get a present

...in the mail

Some place that calls it *Empowering*

I'm sure the wont feel very empowered when I'm getting busy

Clown World is chugging along

Thank you California for ruining my state.

Also do I really need a parade to know that you have sex with certain people?

No

They just need adoration like little attention whores

But I don't worry too much. They'll get theirs

Just like California

*Earth-Chan happily shakes*

Earth Chan will be super happy lol

Because the Chinese will stop polluting her

China would be too busy fighting their millionth civil war at that point.

Earth Chan loves America because we're so environmentally friendly

If you can't even assert you dominance over Taiwan, what makes them think they can be a serious superpower?

Oh I'm pretty sure Taiwan is going when America goes

They're fucked

But if China goes with it......

Oh the shitshow....

Maybe Japan can get it first

*Get it back*

Japan has no chance

China will nip it up as soon as we go under

But they have God and Anime on their side

lol

Well China has a giant navy on theirs

China and What money though?

Asia finna be broke

China will have unrest but their military would still happily take Taiwan

MAYBE Singapore, but I dunno

Can't deny that.

But never forget Vietnam

Singapore is kind of out of the way

They will never take Vietnam

They might go for it but I'd say its less likely

China doesn't really want Vietnam though

That's one of the problems though

China isn't really establishing friends in it's sphere

China has trade supremacy in the Southeast