Exactly.

Dudes are just bros. So of course you can go down on him

Totally hetero

Women just don't understand the nature of male sexuality bro

No they don't.

(Also a more serious detour, pride parades are annoying)

I'd give a brojob without even needing to be asking

Its just what friends do

Pride parades are degenerate

A MINORS Drag Show happened in Colorado.

And I wouldn't care if they were *BRRRRT*ed by an A-10

So yeah, PRETTY degenerate, and now disgusting.

Well if they ever meet me they know what is going to happen

Whoever planned that event would get a present

...in the mail

Some place that calls it *Empowering*

I'm sure the wont feel very empowered when I'm getting busy

Clown World is chugging along

Thank you California for ruining my state.

Also do I really need a parade to know that you have sex with certain people?

No

They just need adoration like little attention whores

But I don't worry too much. They'll get theirs

Just like California

*Earth-Chan happily shakes*

Earth Chan will be super happy lol

Because the Chinese will stop polluting her

China would be too busy fighting their millionth civil war at that point.

Earth Chan loves America because we're so environmentally friendly

If you can't even assert you dominance over Taiwan, what makes them think they can be a serious superpower?

Oh I'm pretty sure Taiwan is going when America goes

They're fucked

But if China goes with it......

Oh the shitshow....

Maybe Japan can get it first

*Get it back*

Japan has no chance

China will nip it up as soon as we go under

But they have God and Anime on their side

lol

Well China has a giant navy on theirs