which means death

Like the Zimbabwe dollar <:lolz:480186121897377792>

*cries in Rhodesian*

America will be fine, but our global economy that we set up will be completely gone

It will be like when the Pound standard was dropped

@ManOWar *Revives CSA*

If only

I wish

The most likely candidate to replace our SWIFT transactions will be China

*Canada annexes New England*

lol

thats not happening

Canada would love that though

I think I've played too much Kaiserreich

*Oh Canada intensifies*

Because in Kaiserreich, when the 2nd American Civil War happens, sometimes Canada takes New England for the American government, and always takes Alaska

Yeah I know lol

(Kaiserreich is a HOI4 alt history mod based in a world where Germany wins WWI)

I've played it

I know you would know

I'm just adding that context for those who don't know what a "HOI4" is.

Canadas military couldn't even beat the New England units we have stationed there

It would be a true David and Goliath scenario even with one hand behind our back lol

Japan could probably take Hawaii in the midst of the chaos.

That wouldn't happen

Rename Pearl Harbor in Hirohito Harbor.

Unrealistic, but still humorous to think about

Japan would get turned into a drooling Ahegao face when we got done turning their navy into submarines

Our Navy is so insanely bigger than everyone elses its actually kind of crazy

Yep, we cucked Japan

Because Japan is now married to America

Japan is our wife godamnit

We have something like double the carriers than everyone else combined

I know that.

I know you know

I'm just saying its crazy

China better not nuke Japan though

That will be their biggest mistake

The Nekos will rise, and conquest the world via headpats

China could put every dollar of their military budget into their navy for 5 years and it still wouldn't do shit

Goddamn it I love our Navy