Why is mcdonald's good at roasting people?
Cause billions got SERVED
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What do pirates charge when they sell corn?
A buccaneer
That was so cheesy, I could taste it.
that's good
And mine wasn't?
Just kidding.
lol
Yeaup his is objectively better.
Lol I have another one that I can't post due to it breaking the rules, but happy to dm if anyone wants
hey what do you get when you cross an herb with a dry cough........... corona thyme!
Getting your hair chopped https://twitter.com/CUOM019/status/1304906700370173952/video/1
What did the vegan say when his friend bought 12 dozen eggs on sale? “That’s gross!”
You’re really *egging* that on
I dunno, it was a funny *yolk*.
Those jokes *crack* me up
lmfao
These egg puns need to stop
Did you hear that everybody? Time to *scramble* 😉
You're driving me yolkin crazy.
You all crack me up with these egg-yokes. Sorry for the delay, coming up with new stuff isn't over easy.
