Message from @PreschoolFightClub

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2019-07-13 05:33:08 UTC  

Well... I *am* a master of the Toddler Takedown Technique

2019-07-13 05:33:15 UTC  

Does that count?

2019-07-13 05:33:20 UTC  

He may not know karate, but he does know ka-razy!

2019-07-13 05:33:30 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-07-13 05:33:30 UTC  

I don't fight toddlers I love kids

2019-07-13 05:33:37 UTC  

I only kill commies

2019-07-13 05:33:37 UTC  

except toddlers.

2019-07-13 05:33:37 UTC  

r/holup

2019-07-13 05:33:41 UTC  

toddler are fuckers.

2019-07-13 05:33:46 UTC  

Toddlers are fine

2019-07-13 05:33:52 UTC  

You gotta beat the chimp out of them.

2019-07-13 05:33:56 UTC  

They're annoying a lot but theyre still cool

2019-07-13 05:34:02 UTC  

>And this is why women are terrible.

2019-07-13 05:34:13 UTC  

Nobody beat the chimp of of them when they were toddlers.

2019-07-13 05:34:32 UTC  

No one is safe from my T.T. Technique

2019-07-13 05:34:35 UTC  

*No one*

2019-07-13 05:34:53 UTC  

lol

2019-07-13 05:34:57 UTC  

Toddler takedown?

2019-07-13 05:35:03 UTC  

No, titty

2019-07-13 05:35:11 UTC  

Yes

2019-07-13 05:35:11 UTC  

It's very mean. And painful.

2019-07-13 05:35:12 UTC  

Isn't that just where you punt them across the room?

2019-07-13 05:35:16 UTC  

Toddler takedown

2019-07-13 05:35:20 UTC  

No, that's the Sith Punt.

2019-07-13 05:35:30 UTC  

Demonstrated in The Force Unleashed against Jawas.

2019-07-13 05:35:30 UTC  

lol

2019-07-13 05:35:36 UTC  

I remember that

Just moan, and they'll stop tackling

2019-07-13 05:35:48 UTC  

@ManOWar No. That's the Preschooler Punting Practice

2019-07-13 05:35:50 UTC  

Please dont use that word in that context

2019-07-13 05:35:56 UTC  

I also teach that one.

2019-07-13 05:36:00 UTC  
2019-07-13 05:36:04 UTC  

3P

2019-07-13 05:36:07 UTC  

PPP

2019-07-13 05:36:10 UTC  

I have a great PPP

2019-07-13 05:36:13 UTC  

I'm the master

2019-07-13 05:36:34 UTC  

I have the TTT and the PPP

2019-07-13 05:36:44 UTC  

trouble in terrorist town

2019-07-13 05:37:12 UTC  

Now, how to describe a technique that follows the cadence of RRDD so I can call it the R2D2.

2019-07-13 05:37:54 UTC  

I am great at the Ninja smoke bomb retreat tactic