Dad had one job smh

Yep. He dun goofed.

Do you have a camera?

Yes.

We caught him on camera.

F

Good

But my dad was in his room doing work so he couldn’t check.

But we still have the footage.

I hope you press cahrges

Now's the fun part where you get to shoot him

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Damn shoot him over a bike 😂

Motherfucker shouldn't have stolen the bike

But yeah. All because my dad, and hell, my BROTHER HIMSELF, didn’t go to check on Ross (my dog) we got our bike yeeted from us.

I think its only fair to allow your dog to handle the thief since he knew of him at first.

Bike today car tomorrow

Oh man.

Let me tell you...

The real victim here is the bike

Poor fucker

@ManOWar Hey, Plastic bag lives matter.

F for bike chan

It's probably going to get abused

When my dad figured out what happened he told me, and I told him, that I would have let Ross go and do some dirty work on that little punk.

Typical thing they do is break the window of the car and steal the contents in it.

Teach that little fucker to steal again, god dammit.

Yeah take a chunk out of his ass

If only Uncle was here....

Bike Chan 2002-2019. You carried him well

He'd know what to do.

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Bike-Chan.

@misanthrope true but if bad habits don't get niped they grow and grow

Completely agree @Mr.Black

That's why you nip them in the brain. All over the lawn

Single mom probably doesn't discipline him at all

@ManOWar Fuck it. We have DUMMY THICC Fridge-Chan. So Bike-Chan too.

I mean invest in a paintball gun, its good for porch pirates and bike yeeters

Good time to practice the TT

somebody stole my dads bike when it was sitting on the sdie of the house