Rey picks up a lightsaber

and

boom

she has it down pat

and even beats Kylo whos been training for years

oh

and everything is just original trilogy super sized

?

Oh. Right. I actually gave nicknames to all three movies to summarize them

TFA is how to rip off a movie

TLA is how to insult a fanbase

TROS is how to steal a Legacy.

and stan lee was involved in most of the movies...

Oh.

Now I get where the bland humor comes from.

I don’t call them “the sequels”

I call it “the Disney trilogy”

It just is NOT Star Wars

I'm glad I never got into *Star Wars*, or else I'd be really upset at these travesties.

Star Wars is amazing, if you only get into the real stuff. Everything pre Disney

Which would be before October 2012

> Star Wars is amazing, if you only get into the real stuff. Everything pre Disney
@Spectre Including Episodes I-III? 😮

Yes, I love the prequels

I will admit they are far from perfect

Jar-Jar Binks is the best character in cinematic history. Change my mind.

But you can tell George put a lot of heart and soul into them, if you watch behind the scenes stuff there’s SO much he put in the

We should really move this to <#738823664346333234>

I’d take Jar Jar over any of Disney’s characters

Jar jar binks was supposed to get stoned for returning in episodes 1

jar jar binks is the most used toy for sex in the star wars lineup ....and thats the reason why they pulled the lifesized doll

The flying fuck is wrong with people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716390054087360553/740750717437870172/6g4sjMQUAc2ilLJF.mp4

Do you fellas believe in darth jar jar?

Darth Jar Jar implies that Sidious was played, and I prefer to think he always was the one controlling everything. But there sure is a fair amount of evidence to the conspiracy...

Black Lies Matter guys

Darth Jar Jar is canon in a Lego game

Darth jar jar has powers that are considered UnCanon

Darth Jar Jar > Snoke and episode 9 Palps

https://youtu.be/Jg493noQY5I in a perfect world this would've been the trailer he reacted to

world needs more starwars parodies

I don't think I could be paid to watch episode 9 a second time.

Agreed “No reward is worth this” as Han Solo once said