Message from @The Chosen One

Discord ID: 791469722339639338


2020-12-24 00:05:30 UTC  

Hmm I seem to not have any idea at the moment

2020-12-24 00:05:31 UTC  

<:PepoG:738185312110379028>

2020-12-24 00:06:49 UTC  

Hmm I have an idea

2020-12-24 00:07:42 UTC  

No wonder Richard Spencer endorsed Joe Biden. The alt right has been saying the same thing.

2020-12-24 00:08:53 UTC  

The Last Crow, you should probably make a compilation of all your mods: let's go swimming.

2020-12-24 00:15:49 UTC  

@MatthewW2745(Baptist in Jersey) like a video with them all or just post with every episode?

2020-12-24 00:16:01 UTC  

A video would be better.

2020-12-24 00:16:48 UTC  

Okay. I'll probably do that after a few more episodes.

2020-12-24 00:16:59 UTC  

Sounds good. Thanks.

2020-12-24 00:27:50 UTC  

Hey has anyone made (or found) memes that cover our plurality system of voting? And how we're always stuck with 2 parties that a majority dont like.

2020-12-24 00:28:03 UTC  

Y’all is that real?

2020-12-24 00:28:09 UTC  

The joe Biden zoom call?

2020-12-24 00:28:30 UTC  

It really does sound like him.

2020-12-24 00:29:04 UTC  

If i played it to someone randomly, they would probably say "oh that sounds like Joe Biden."

2020-12-24 00:30:17 UTC  

It wouldnt be out of character for him to say that either.

2020-12-24 00:43:56 UTC  

yeah im a bit skeptical of it being 100% real as presented....

2020-12-24 00:44:14 UTC  

https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/724105551700557824/791462462897520660
Trump would have won a Reagan-level landslide if the media was fair

2020-12-24 00:50:21 UTC  
2020-12-24 00:50:48 UTC  

It is now I guess

2020-12-24 00:57:51 UTC  

Hong Kong is epic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730597788399960155/791469656924749854/cea5bcea4659479e96a24c03c214d8e5_18.png

2020-12-24 01:01:01 UTC  

holy fuck im looking at picture of the Hong Kong riots and they REALLY love Trump

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730597788399960155/791470454967369748/hong-kong-crowd.png

2020-12-24 01:01:54 UTC  

look at all those red hats

2020-12-24 01:02:34 UTC  

You mean peaceful protest

2020-12-24 01:02:50 UTC  

yes

2020-12-24 01:02:52 UTC  

"Angry mob"
-CNN

2020-12-24 01:02:55 UTC  

thats what i meant

2020-12-24 01:12:03 UTC  

I hope china gets their ass kicked and wipe that creepy smile off of Xi's face

2020-12-24 01:14:02 UTC  

I would go there war with China there army lacks good training and food and their navy is a joke but they would have to attack first

2020-12-24 01:14:31 UTC  

and India would probably help us too

2020-12-24 01:14:45 UTC  

Indeed

2020-12-24 01:15:10 UTC  

and putin would try to sell stuff to both sides lol

2020-12-24 01:16:37 UTC  

Of course that is how they work

2020-12-24 02:40:54 UTC  

"Hey babe come over"
Can't I'm cleaning guns
"My parents aren't home"
....I said I'm cleaning guns. You're more than welcome to come help

2020-12-24 02:41:42 UTC  

lol that's what I would say too I ain't a simp

2020-12-24 04:19:53 UTC  

'Twas the night before deposition, when all through the jail house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a security mouse;
The inmates were locked up, to protect them from harm,
The cameras turned off, and too, the alarms.

The guards were both nestled all snug in their chairs,
While visions of Benjamin's danced in the air;
With Hillary in her hoodie, and Bill in his cap,
They arrived to put someone on a long winter's dirt-nap

When out of the shadows they came in a scurry,
Through the locks and security, they passed in a hurry.
Away to the cell they did fly like a flash,
they threw open the cell with an ominous crash.

The moon through bars gave a terrible glow,
Like the luster of death to their victim below,
When what to his sleep-filled eyes should appear,
But his good buddy Bill and his nightmarish dear.

With the speed of two demons they went right to work,
As their gnarled bony hands crushed his throat with a jerk.
More rapid than gossip, his end, it had come,
as he hissed his last breath, and called out to his chum.

"Now, Murderer, now Killer, now two-headed demon!
You self-serving duo, you treasonous cretins,
I know I have dirt, that could ruin both your lives,
But to turncoat on you would be simply unwise!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
His plea's may as well have been spoken to the sky
They gave him no heed but kept tightening their grip,
with strength only demonic possession can give.

2020-12-24 04:20:14 UTC  

And then, in a twinkling, his light, it went out,
as the pair held that grip till his bones did give out.
Then they drew back their hands and were turning around,
as halls echoed death-throws, but none heard a sound.

They were dressed all in black from their heads to their feet,
not a word had been spoken as they tied up that sheet.
A bundled up sheet they had twisted and tied,
to convince all the masses of how he had died.

His eyes were now glazed, and they knew what to do,
with his cheeks turning ashen, his lips turning blue.
His mouth was wide open, his jaw hanging low,
as over the bedpost, the sheet they did throw.

The body let out one last hiss through it's teeth,
as the evil inside slithered out of this leech.
They took one last look to make sure he was dead,
then she laughed as her eyes were rolled back in her head.

He was chubby and plump, and alright with himself,
as he laughed then as well, as he feared for his health.
With a wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
she had given a look that said "laugh, or you're dead".

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and cleaned up the crime scene, in case someone should look.
As he laid a finger along side of his nose,
he said "that'll do nicely, for this job I suppose";

Then they sprang to the door and were soon far away,
Just another appointment on their calendar that day.
Had the cameras been on, then we all could have seen,
The "suicide hanging of Jeffery Epstein".

2020-12-24 04:26:55 UTC  

Ah yes, a bit of light reading

2020-12-24 04:27:24 UTC  

so, what did you think. sketchy i know, but I always like feedback

2020-12-24 04:27:26 UTC  

Actually really good lol

2020-12-24 04:27:42 UTC  

You made that?