Message from @Ender87
Discord ID: 791473852814983218
Hey has anyone made (or found) memes that cover our plurality system of voting? And how we're always stuck with 2 parties that a majority dont like.
Y’all is that real?
The joe Biden zoom call?
It really does sound like him.
If i played it to someone randomly, they would probably say "oh that sounds like Joe Biden."
It wouldnt be out of character for him to say that either.
yeah im a bit skeptical of it being 100% real as presented....
https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/724105551700557824/791462462897520660
Trump would have won a Reagan-level landslide if the media was fair
https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/707963490526298112/791458136753831958 why is furry included in lgbt? its not a sexuality-
It is now I guess
Hong Kong is epic
holy fuck im looking at picture of the Hong Kong riots and they REALLY love Trump
look at all those red hats
You mean peaceful protest
yes
"Angry mob"
-CNN
thats what i meant
I hope china gets their ass kicked and wipe that creepy smile off of Xi's face
I would go there war with China there army lacks good training and food and their navy is a joke but they would have to attack first
Indeed
and putin would try to sell stuff to both sides lol
Of course that is how they work
"Hey babe come over"
Can't I'm cleaning guns
"My parents aren't home"
....I said I'm cleaning guns. You're more than welcome to come help
lol that's what I would say too I ain't a simp
'Twas the night before deposition, when all through the jail house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a security mouse;
The inmates were locked up, to protect them from harm,
The cameras turned off, and too, the alarms.
The guards were both nestled all snug in their chairs,
While visions of Benjamin's danced in the air;
With Hillary in her hoodie, and Bill in his cap,
They arrived to put someone on a long winter's dirt-nap
When out of the shadows they came in a scurry,
Through the locks and security, they passed in a hurry.
Away to the cell they did fly like a flash,
they threw open the cell with an ominous crash.
The moon through bars gave a terrible glow,
Like the luster of death to their victim below,
When what to his sleep-filled eyes should appear,
But his good buddy Bill and his nightmarish dear.
With the speed of two demons they went right to work,
As their gnarled bony hands crushed his throat with a jerk.
More rapid than gossip, his end, it had come,
as he hissed his last breath, and called out to his chum.
"Now, Murderer, now Killer, now two-headed demon!
You self-serving duo, you treasonous cretins,
I know I have dirt, that could ruin both your lives,
But to turncoat on you would be simply unwise!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
His plea's may as well have been spoken to the sky
They gave him no heed but kept tightening their grip,
with strength only demonic possession can give.
And then, in a twinkling, his light, it went out,
as the pair held that grip till his bones did give out.
Then they drew back their hands and were turning around,
as halls echoed death-throws, but none heard a sound.
They were dressed all in black from their heads to their feet,
not a word had been spoken as they tied up that sheet.
A bundled up sheet they had twisted and tied,
to convince all the masses of how he had died.
His eyes were now glazed, and they knew what to do,
with his cheeks turning ashen, his lips turning blue.
His mouth was wide open, his jaw hanging low,
as over the bedpost, the sheet they did throw.
The body let out one last hiss through it's teeth,
as the evil inside slithered out of this leech.
They took one last look to make sure he was dead,
then she laughed as her eyes were rolled back in her head.
He was chubby and plump, and alright with himself,
as he laughed then as well, as he feared for his health.
With a wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
she had given a look that said "laugh, or you're dead".
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and cleaned up the crime scene, in case someone should look.
As he laid a finger along side of his nose,
he said "that'll do nicely, for this job I suppose";
Then they sprang to the door and were soon far away,
Just another appointment on their calendar that day.
Had the cameras been on, then we all could have seen,
The "suicide hanging of Jeffery Epstein".
Ah yes, a bit of light reading
so, what did you think. sketchy i know, but I always like feedback
Actually really good lol
You made that?
yeah
last year, but didn't really know where to put it out
I say it’s so good you should post it on Facebook
tried to get mark dice to use it in one of his vids
Yeah it’s really really good
Probably too long for him
But good work
thanks
not many people will see it in here, but its text and I can't post that in a meme channel