Message from @Chris-gopher
Discord ID: 796054868230012948
do you not recognise me sir
im the cannon in this meme
I prefer a shotgun, I like to see them run in fear after they hear the sound of the pump
yea but what about shredding a man in half
i think that will scare them more
I assure you a shotgun can shred a man
yea but a cannon will de-exist one aswell
Or you could use a grenade launcher and obliterate them all..... At the expense of your house
I prefer a booby-trap nuke.
what about a nuke
:o
that timing
Smooth bore cannons fell out of use in the late 1800s.
You, sir, weren't born until 1911. Therefore, you have a barrel bore.
how dare u
my grandfather made me with his bare hands
with the parts of an old cannon
so frik u
Um, ok
Forged from the fire in his loins?
YES
both
actually no
cause my father is my father
and my grandfather didnt really make me
but changed me
into the CANNON i am now
Oooh, I don't wanna know how he smoothed your bore.
with his shlong
im getting banned now arent i
Yup, we're bringing the. 1920 in instead
NO
I've said much worse here, lol
NOT BIG BROTHER
Wait is the new version of the 1911 the 1920 or the 2011, I forgot
2011
Ok, so ya we'll replace you with the 2011
not that horrible year pls
Or you could call in SIG's weird looking 1911 version
wait what?
thats a thing?