:o

that timing

Smooth bore cannons fell out of use in the late 1800s.
You, sir, weren't born until 1911. Therefore, you have a barrel bore.

how dare u

my grandfather made me with his bare hands

with the parts of an old cannon

so frik u

Um, ok

Forged from the fire in his loins?

YES

Wouldn't he be your father then

both

actually no

cause my father is my father

and my grandfather didnt really make me

but changed me

into the CANNON i am now

Oooh, I don't wanna know how he smoothed your bore.

with his shlong

im getting banned now arent i

Yup, we're bringing the. 1920 in instead

NO

I've said much worse here, lol

NOT BIG BROTHER

Wait is the new version of the 1911 the 1920 or the 2011, I forgot

2011

Ok, so ya we'll replace you with the 2011

not that horrible year pls

Or you could call in SIG's weird looking 1911 version

wait what?

thats a thing?

Which part?

I'd like one of those Dual 1911s, but they're $4k

No, he's European and they're kinda different

Uncircumcised

much better

Double wield them, like Jerry Miculek

But my other hand needs to film the action!

Go-pro

ok i really need to do my homework

nice talkin to u bruhs