Message from @Chris-gopher
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Good
Chicken fried hot dog
A pistol getting triggered?
Who would've thought.....
did u just assume my gender
Oh no
i register as an unregistered cannon
therefor
No, he assumed your species, hes a specist.
tally hoe
:o
even worse
A thousand apologies, good sir
frik u
do you not recognise me sir
im the cannon in this meme
I prefer a shotgun, I like to see them run in fear after they hear the sound of the pump
yea but what about shredding a man in half
i think that will scare them more
I assure you a shotgun can shred a man
yea but a cannon will de-exist one aswell
I prefer a booby-trap nuke.
what about a nuke
:o
that timing
Smooth bore cannons fell out of use in the late 1800s.
You, sir, weren't born until 1911. Therefore, you have a barrel bore.
how dare u
my grandfather made me with his bare hands
with the parts of an old cannon
so frik u
Um, ok
Forged from the fire in his loins?
YES
Wouldn't he be your father then
both
actually no
cause my father is my father
and my grandfather didnt really make me
but changed me
into the CANNON i am now
Oooh, I don't wanna know how he smoothed your bore.