STOP

MY BRAIN

IT CANT TAKE IT

Isnt that what a burrito does

Its more like a chicken fried hot dog.

Pretty much

Or a meat flavored twinkie.

i hate u all ;-;

Good

Chicken fried hot dog

A pistol getting triggered?
Who would've thought.....

did u just assume my gender

Oh no

i register as an unregistered cannon

therefor

No, he assumed your species, hes a specist.

tally hoe

:o

even worse

A thousand apologies, good sir

frik u

do you not recognise me sir

im the cannon in this meme

I prefer a shotgun, I like to see them run in fear after they hear the sound of the pump

yea but what about shredding a man in half

i think that will scare them more

I assure you a shotgun can shred a man

yea but a cannon will de-exist one aswell

Or you could use a grenade launcher and obliterate them all..... At the expense of your house

I prefer a booby-trap nuke.

what about a nuke

:o

that timing

Smooth bore cannons fell out of use in the late 1800s.
You, sir, weren't born until 1911. Therefore, you have a barrel bore.

how dare u

my grandfather made me with his bare hands

with the parts of an old cannon

so frik u

Um, ok

Forged from the fire in his loins?

YES