they want global socialists

but if they want anarchy instead....just shoot them...and watch them demand for police ...and other things anarchy doesn't provide

also have recording of their anarchy demands first, then their screams for non anarchy society to get help

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-carefully-constructing-tweet-that-should-fix-everything <:KEK:726877368601411624>

https://babylonbee.com/news/audience-boos-as-football-game-breaks-out-at-political-rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-netflix-movie-actually-murders-puppies-to-teach-that-murdering-puppies-is-bad

I just love how reading halfway through the summary I know it's Babylon Bee. lol.

tbh if I didn't see that it was babylon bee I would have believed it.

sounds like something netflix would do at this point

yeh, I almost fell for it. You're not the only one.

Wars can be started because of Welch Corgis

> yeh, I almost fell for it. You're not the only one.
@Red Jasper r/atetheonion

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1305989833320525825?s=19

https://youtu.be/xxGeu9edNLY

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1306004888606908416?s=20

That doesn't even sound like satire

Truth is spoken.

Well, for one, they would not be asking God

And that is about it

Pretty much

C

@FrankGroves4 please don't spam gifs...not the place.

https://twitter.com/TheRealKeean/status/1306019909630152711?s=20

To be fair with the whole pork thing, I think Muslims don’t eat it because it’s dirty rather than because pigs are some representation of god.

also a few pigs can eat a whole human alive til theres nothing left if they're really hungry

Yeah, pigs are a representstion of a nasty and dirty creature to the muslim culture (mostly from what i can tell is because the cliche pigs wallowing in mud which may harbor parasites and such)

part of their faith ritual is traveling to the spring in the desert to get washed

Yeah

> To be fair with the whole pork thing, I think Muslims don’t eat it because it’s dirty rather than because pigs are some representation of god.
@Kyrix
They don't eat it because it's "unclean" , despite Jesus saying all food is clean.

Ah

@qwerty_😎 Mind removing the image. The arabic isn't english. 😉

Oh okay, ill post just the english.

> To be fair with the whole pork thing, I think Muslims don’t eat it because it’s dirty rather than because pigs are some representation of god.
@Kyrix according to their quran, their alla cursed (which makes them dirty) the jews and turned them to pigs. Here's the quran verse that their scholars often quote as jurisprudence in their sharia law.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2005/01/allahs_special_little_apes_and.html

Muslims: Christians are so dumb. They eat pigs even though the Old Testament says not to!
Also Muslims: *eat camels*

https://youtu.be/PQIikeXzq74

This is the article saying they made some REAL NEWS.

https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-cnn-just-starts-stealing-headlines-from-the-babylon-bee/?utm_content=bufferc010d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

This is awesome!

cnn is desperate for a narrative

😂

LMFAO