Kanada bad

If Canada wasn't so cucked, I wouldn't care for its existence

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Canadada! Yay, maple syrup, eh?

Alternative map

I mean, it’s Jordan Hunt’s country...

As an Oklahoman, I approve of the Empire of Texas

Texas....

MORE LIKE TEXIFORNIA!

badum tst

(Cali is cucking them too)

THE EMPIRE OF TEXAS WILL RISE!

Cali Cali Cancer!

Literally though

Cali is infecting it's neighbors

California is the cancer of America

To be fair, cali rolls are pretty good.

Can’t the world just break it off already

It's killing Texas, Colorado, New Mexico.....

Probably more states.

You’re failing us, San Andreas

Nevada is holding strong tho

In order to stop them, you must hit an epic Forest Fire royale

Those mormons don't give a fuck

Only Utah Mormons still have their pimphands.

Everywhere else is just.....

Yeah the Mormons everywhere else are cucks too.

I’m thinking that if things get too bad, I’ll retreat into the trailer parks

Be one among the redneck

Most of the world is a Trailer Park though.

So it won't be hard.

Fucking canada

Too true

With its bowl haircut

This pic is way too true.

America needs to use the Betsy Ross flag

My only complaint

When American senses a lack in freedom