As an American this is fucking funny
*MUMMY*
I love the subtle
mummy
It's true
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I'm an American and that map is correct
This is why we kicked U out Britain
Also I'm just waiting to get to the court.
Hail Britannia!
FIRAGE FOR KING
DESTROY THE UNITED QUEENDOM!
Britannia rules the waves!
I saved the pic of America’s view of Europe
It was too perfect
The British Commonwealth still exists.
And one of those places borders us.....
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BLAME CANADA! <:syrupnt:587071699141263366>
And Britain, if you’re starting up another empire, leave the US alone. You know what happened in 1776
If Canada doesn't stop being gay...
Kanada bad
If Canada wasn't so cucked, I wouldn't care for its existence
Canadada! Yay, maple syrup, eh?
Alternative map
I mean, it’s Jordan Hunt’s country...
As an Oklahoman, I approve of the Empire of Texas
Texas....
MORE LIKE TEXIFORNIA!
badum tst
(Cali is cucking them too)
THE EMPIRE OF TEXAS WILL RISE!
Cali Cali Cancer!
Literally though
Cali is infecting it's neighbors
California is the cancer of America
To be fair, cali rolls are pretty good.
Can’t the world just break it off already
