I’m thinking that if things get too bad, I’ll retreat into the trailer parks

Be one among the redneck

Most of the world is a Trailer Park though.

So it won't be hard.

Fucking canada

Too true

With its bowl haircut

This pic is way too true.

America needs to use the Betsy Ross flag

My only complaint

When American senses a lack in freedom

So is Midoriya Britain post-Brexit?

When oil needs liberation

DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL

THAT SHIT IS MINE

I see America colonizing that kid’s face

He’s got too much oil

Why is the US occupying my house rn? I just had Vegetable Oil.

The most American photo ever

Freedom from your oil of course.

*wink*

I'd like to know where I can get a Giant Bald Eagle to ride.

Mascot: Bald Eagle

Call: some fucking falcon

:/

I learned that America dubs over our great bald eagle

Semi pissed about that

@nate112332 *wink wink*

@Salsacookies

Some men are born to raiiiise the flag
of the red white and blue

To the eagle: they dub a falcon over your magnificent call

Yea, they did

Because reasons

Just realized something

The squad needs to leave America

They do

He's playing you like a fiddle.