Message from @HotNoob

Discord ID: 602346129522163742


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2019-07-21 03:30:03 UTC  

I know right? Advertising is so engrained in our life now.

2019-07-21 03:30:26 UTC  

I saw a TV show where they were successfully selling ordinary rocks by calling them "magma stones" and claiming that they were good for meditation.

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2019-07-21 03:31:15 UTC  

I need to sell something to dumb people and retire early

Is this how far we've fallen?

2019-07-21 03:32:00 UTC  

I was looking for something else, but found this:

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Good for him I guess, but the people who bought them....

2019-07-21 03:35:28 UTC  

OH here it is.

2019-07-21 03:37:10 UTC  

I need to find a documentary or video about the pet rock

2019-07-21 03:40:41 UTC  

Pet rock?

2019-07-21 03:40:49 UTC  

What?

2019-07-21 03:41:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471844105463529472/602344251979726858/1563593286414m.jpg

2019-07-21 03:41:14 UTC  

Dumb people and their fake pets

2019-07-21 03:41:19 UTC  

Just get a dog

2019-07-21 03:47:15 UTC  

lol

2019-07-21 03:48:28 UTC  

had a co-worker who used to breed dogs...

2019-07-21 03:48:32 UTC  

apparently it's very profitable

2019-07-21 03:49:05 UTC  

he got divorced, and that just destroyed him, otherwise i bet he'd still breed dogs.

2019-07-21 03:49:43 UTC  

Yeah if you are consistent you can make good money

2019-07-21 03:50:03 UTC  

We breed Schnauzers

2019-07-21 03:50:45 UTC  

I would of bought one

2019-07-21 03:50:50 UTC  

never had a dog, before, but when my farm is ready, i'd like to get a border collie

2019-07-21 03:51:02 UTC  

they can be expensive :S

2019-07-21 03:56:40 UTC  

hmmmn

2019-07-21 03:57:06 UTC  

coachredpill tells you to never tell a girl you like her...

2019-07-21 03:57:15 UTC  

so... unicorn shit test, i should tell girls i like them?

2019-07-21 03:57:16 UTC  

πŸ˜›

2019-07-21 03:57:48 UTC  

and when they ask,why, i'll just be like, "i was shit testing you"

@HotNoob He's right sadly

2019-07-21 04:01:32 UTC  

hmmmn

The only two times I've done, it never got anywhere, but when I never mentioned it.

It worked like a charm.

2019-07-21 04:02:11 UTC  

i told the filipino virgin that i liked her...

2019-07-21 04:02:19 UTC  

she responded by saying she also liked me.

How early on did you tell her though?

2019-07-21 04:02:46 UTC  

hmmn 3rd date