Message from @Goose

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2020-08-20 23:36:49 UTC  

but ive been playing long enough to where i can kill about 70% of panthers i meet

2020-08-20 23:36:50 UTC  

german tech tree users arent usually the brightest bulbs...

2020-08-20 23:37:09 UTC  

they're usually werhaboos

2020-08-20 23:37:23 UTC  

who think german armor is best armor

2020-08-20 23:37:26 UTC  

oh me too

2020-08-20 23:37:27 UTC  

but let me tell you, i was more afraid of panthers than tigers for a while

2020-08-20 23:37:54 UTC  

panthers had sloped armor, which made em harder to kill from front

2020-08-20 23:38:04 UTC  

until i learned about turret cheeks

2020-08-20 23:38:24 UTC  

i fear panther more than tiger because those are the smart ones who didn't think they would be the next Michael whitman

2020-08-20 23:38:31 UTC  

yeah

2020-08-20 23:38:33 UTC  

that too

2020-08-20 23:38:54 UTC  

tiger players just hover their mouse over target and get a kill

2020-08-20 23:39:02 UTC  

no aim required!

2020-08-20 23:39:51 UTC  

yeah

2020-08-20 23:39:57 UTC  

until its a jumbo

2020-08-21 00:27:38 UTC  

which they are unable to kill

2020-08-21 00:27:52 UTC  

cause they have no idea what to do

2020-08-21 00:28:08 UTC  

so its good to just stand there and do nothing, watching thek struggle

2020-08-21 20:39:11 UTC  

this is exactly like what happened with flappy bird

2020-08-21 21:28:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728414443901550602/746480982127018134/2020-08-21_11.png

2020-08-21 21:30:08 UTC  

landed top first going almost 300 mph, and both pilots and 2 gunners were fine

2020-08-22 02:30:00 UTC  

Anyone else have to deal with the horrors of watching your kids skipping tutorials only to turn around and ask “Dad, how do I get that thing to that thing?” With absolutely no idea how to respond? Just me?

2020-08-22 03:10:48 UTC  

> Anyone else have to deal with the horrors of watching your kids skipping tutorials only to turn around and ask “Dad, how do I get that thing to that thing?” With absolutely no idea how to respond? Just me?
@jerpeau gamer dad 👀

2020-08-22 03:11:05 UTC  

Indeed

2020-08-22 03:20:01 UTC  

what games do you have

2020-08-22 03:21:45 UTC  

Im old school. I prefer solo play games. My 2 favorites are Skyrim and The Witcher 3. But the kids are all into online match games. It makes me cringe every time they play.

2020-08-22 03:22:25 UTC  

oof

2020-08-22 03:22:56 UTC  

Im guessing you also play minecraft

2020-08-22 03:23:16 UTC  

Current rage fest is Fall Guys. Their reactions get the PS4 unplugged a LOT

2020-08-22 03:23:25 UTC  

haha

2020-08-22 03:23:31 UTC  

I dont get how you rage in non FPS games

2020-08-22 03:23:54 UTC  

I'd get mad if I get spawnkilled in Rainbow 6 but I wouldnt get bad getting fucked in war thunder or world of warships

2020-08-22 03:23:59 UTC  

I havent played Minecraft for years. Was a big deal when it first came out though

2020-08-22 03:24:08 UTC  

you should revisit it

2020-08-22 03:24:35 UTC  

Nah. I liked the post-beta. Everything else is just not Notch

2020-08-22 03:25:01 UTC  

o

2020-08-22 04:00:02 UTC  

I'm in the opposite boat. I considered MC to be trash until 9 years of constant development finally rendered it to be playable.

2020-08-22 04:03:14 UTC  

"after 9 years of development, we hope its been worth the wait" lol

2020-08-22 04:56:10 UTC  

It's been 11 years

2020-08-22 04:56:27 UTC  

Did you accidentally time travel 2 years into the future?