Bumper is a brat

notice how he looks at me like

"Service?"

Well as long as it isn't some singing chipmunk, you'll be fine

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I have chimpmunks

but none of them sing

Good

they just eat corn

Nice

snowy

she has a raccoon like tail and a speckled snowy pattern on it

look at her, the little diva

Neat

she knows she's got it good

Charlie

Charlie and Sandy both passed away due to old age

but man were they funny

R.I.P

Poor Charlie here once ate a fermented apple

he got drunk

Can that really happen?

yes

Also how do you ferment apples?

he loved apples

they sat out in the sun while it wasn't warm enough to rot

Ohhhh

Makes s3ns r

they fell off a tree and it was to bee ridden to clean

Darn phone

so we left em there

I c

now we also get huge flocks of ducks

in the yard

because we started feeding two

and they told their friends and had babies

Shoot the ducks and smoke em for dinner

and now they come every day and swarm in fall

Dam