And one day my dad recorded me. I was legit talking and muttering stuff in my sleep

And I walked down the stairs from my bedroom into the kitchen

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That's creepy af

A zombie

Yeah what the hell man

Like what if I fell down the stairs

Lucky you didnt fall down steps

Yeah haha

Jesus christ

I didn't even believe my dad until he showed me

You turned out all fine, Hermit <:shrekhmm:594037532568846346>

I got back up

Did he though?

Stay tuned for leaked footage

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Yesterday was fridge boi, today is zombie boi

leaked footage of me sleepwalking? haha

Was on patrol for my crazy mom all night until 6am

what happened?

She got him from behind

I think I came to the VC here and listened to country roads twice

No, she's on the run, but not here.

oh

Didn't come here.

That's what I meant.

On the run? Is she on house arrest or something?

Why are you patrolling

No, missed a court date and cut her ankle monitor

Let the cops do it

^

You're the person they're protecting

It would be pointless for you to patrol

Because Grandpa needs to work, Cops looked non existent, so I got the bat, and took action.

He’s living out his life as a vigilante

Dang man

I say you get the yeet cannon

Are you going to be the next Rorschach

I dunno, things are good now

@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸. Put up a sign there is a shoe sale