@LPA FreeNeko (Hermit's Youth)🇺🇸. Put up a sign there is a shoe sale

good for you

Although I'm pretty sure I was incoherent-ish last night

Put an ad for her on craigslist

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Alaskan Bachelor was there to witness some of it.

Craigslist ia also a good idea

Is Alaskan Bachelor actually living in Alaska?

Why not?

Yeah

Email her acting as a Cambodian prince, since everyone knows the Nigerian angle

I'm just curious. I have thought about moving there

Nobody expects Cambodia tho

Me too, Alaska is beautiful

Calitards don't invade there, winter is....

It's dark all the time tho

Not for them.

Its also perfect for hiking, shooting, wildlife

@ResolvingParadox13 That makes it better

basically everything awesome

Drinking

There's like no sunlight in Alaska.

Good

So everyone drinks

Thats only for like a month if you live in Anchorage

I can indulge in all my dark fantasies

And is otherwise depressed or crazy. Kind of like Portland.

Like the communist takeover

lol

Uh oh

*shhhh*
we're not supposed to let Hermit know that yet

Alaskan SSR

🤢

We will reeducate him though. In the ways of the communist MGTOW

And he shall be our new glorious leader

Lenin and Stalin revive as zombies amd everyone they infect becomes a communist that wears black, becomes hyperaggressive and hates the country they're in

holly sheeit

Wait that already happened

Its just Antifa

Exactly