And Anakin was a slave as a child...

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Watto is his real dad confirmed.

Man, a single mom fucked up the whole galaxy

and being MGTOW / redpil, you know it could very well be the case

Women always wants the force to look guilty

Why darth vader became darth vader.

A single mom of one of the most powerful men no less.

Darth Vader is absolute Chad, and my role model

Chad vader works in a supermarket

I still have various collectibles of just him.

That's why Yoda said he was too old

LOL!

oWo, what's this *bulge* in your armor Dart Vador

*Dart Vador*

vader=father
vader chokes people
...

I have an idea.

cause his mom liked to be choked

If you say choke me daddy to Vader, does he stop?

Probably in disgust

He's the daddy of THOT DESTRPYERS.

And does Vader use a strap on?

fk it, typo stays

...

no

just no

Because I'm pretty sure his dick ain't there no more.

quit while you're ahead.

Fuck, nvm, I feel bad for Vader.

women made him fall to the dark side

I'mma hit f in the chat for my boy.

🇫

F

He literally got his whole bottom half cut off.

At least the foot freaks will leave him alone though.

Also does Darth Vader ever sleep?

^

Yes, but very rare as he's basically a buffed up space marine

Imagine the shit he sees.

nom nom nom, made homemade chickenpot pie. turned out well 😄