Anakin was with a single mom, what did you expect?
his mom wanted him to check for sand in her vag every day ofc
Oh God no.....
LOL!
That image is in my head now.....
And Anakin was a slave as a child...
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Watto is his real dad confirmed.
Man, a single mom fucked up the whole galaxy
and being MGTOW / redpil, you know it could very well be the case
Women always wants the force to look guilty
Why darth vader became darth vader.
A single mom of one of the most powerful men no less.
Darth Vader is absolute Chad, and my role model
Chad vader works in a supermarket
I still have various collectibles of just him.
That's why Yoda said he was too old
oWo, what's this *bulge* in your armor Dart Vador
*Dart Vador*
vader=father vader chokes people ...
I have an idea.
cause his mom liked to be choked
If you say choke me daddy to Vader, does he stop?
Probably in disgust
He's the daddy of THOT DESTRPYERS.
And does Vader use a strap on?
fk it, typo stays
...
no
just no
Because I'm pretty sure his dick ain't there no more.
quit while you're ahead.
Fuck, nvm, I feel bad for Vader.
women made him fall to the dark side
I'mma hit f in the chat for my boy.
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F
He literally got his whole bottom half cut off.
At least the foot freaks will leave him alone though.
Also does Darth Vader ever sleep?
