Message from @Ancient

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2020-12-06 18:47:05 UTC  

More like.... it was made up 9 months ago. πŸ˜‰

2020-12-06 18:48:59 UTC  

Does the pic of Michelle as Michael get a runner-up prize? πŸ™‚

2020-12-06 18:52:04 UTC  

@Sporkinator Check out the video link right above your last post. It's a clip from a 60's tv show called "News Benders". A show about faking news at the highest levels.

2020-12-06 18:52:44 UTC  

Anyway, I was kidding. CNN is totally fake news.

2020-12-06 18:52:46 UTC  

<:FakeNews:765741713888772107>

2020-12-06 18:57:05 UTC  

Wow, that video is behind the scenes at CNN πŸ˜‚

2020-12-06 18:58:56 UTC  

Found it. The long lost photo of Michelle pregnant.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/785218739763281950/Definetlynot_MeganMarkle.jpg

2020-12-06 18:59:22 UTC  

Tyler owes me $100

2020-12-06 19:01:52 UTC  

I didn't know Mike Obama was white. <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-06 19:02:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763630921403465728/785219526630965258/barack_obama_mich.jpg

2020-12-06 19:14:37 UTC  

Well yeah that's because Michelle is actually a Michael

2020-12-06 22:01:49 UTC  

Why tf is this a thing, I legit don’t know but it’s funny as hell

2020-12-06 22:13:05 UTC  

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

2020-12-06 22:16:25 UTC  

Yeeees

2020-12-06 22:17:22 UTC  

Good

2020-12-06 22:52:00 UTC  

what are you talking about if i start eating too much bad food it goes straight to my belly, as a female. I don't think that's a very accurate statement you made.

2020-12-06 22:52:44 UTC  

and don't forget there are those fake baby bumps you can buy

2020-12-06 22:54:07 UTC  

because pretending to be pregnant is a sign of mental wellness

2020-12-06 22:54:38 UTC  

I'm not a woman, but I've been taught the same thing and tend to see the same thing Weeve was saying. Now that's not the case for all women of course, but I believe that is the biological average. Fat tends to build on the hips, tush, calves, arms, and breasts more than on the belly

2020-12-06 22:55:39 UTC  

i don't htink that's quite right

2020-12-06 22:55:53 UTC  

but what do i know other than knowing myself

2020-12-06 22:56:34 UTC  

And I'm not questioning your statements or experiences at all, but what do you consider to be "straight to the belly"? On my girlfriend in particular during lockdown, she has gained a bit of a belly, but much more so she has gained weight in the hips, tush, and calves

2020-12-06 22:57:06 UTC  

(We both have put on weight and have a dialogue about it, I'm not fat shaming or any such thing)

2020-12-06 22:58:01 UTC  

i mean my belly gets bigger if i eat too much bad shit

2020-12-06 22:58:21 UTC  

you know... straight to hte belly

2020-12-06 22:58:24 UTC  

Might I ask, do those other areas in question?

2020-12-06 22:58:30 UTC  

no really

2020-12-06 22:58:35 UTC  

my boobs might get a bit bigger

2020-12-06 22:58:58 UTC  

Huh, I can't say I've seen much of that honestly

2020-12-06 22:59:01 UTC  

arm flaps no, ass no, legs no

2020-12-06 22:59:23 UTC  

Although so much of that stuff has to do with genetics, body type, etc

2020-12-06 22:59:30 UTC  

well most obese people i see have giant bellies

2020-12-06 22:59:45 UTC  

did the bellies only get big after all the fat went to other places

2020-12-06 23:00:04 UTC  

Well true, but there's an excess of fat on the entire body in a case like that

2020-12-06 23:00:42 UTC  

and i'm not fat, btw, if anything i should eat a bit more but my weight is pretty healthy for my size but i'm so small that to me it's noticable when i start gaining too much weight

2020-12-06 23:00:48 UTC  

My old lady started eating a bunch of grilled cheese and her boobs got bigger

2020-12-06 23:01:08 UTC  

yeah my boobs will get bigger too

2020-12-06 23:01:16 UTC  

She's happy lol!

2020-12-06 23:01:33 UTC  

And that makes me happy