Message from @Plague Doctor Lawrence

Discord ID: 755518041994952845


2020-09-15 03:20:01 UTC  

I mean trains take longer to break. And while this is a weak excuse, there's no doubt they'll exploit the hell out of it no matter how many times you repeat the same argument.

2020-09-15 03:33:01 UTC  

Roads are made for driving, sidewalks are made for walking, and protests are *supposed* to be peaceful. The people walking and blocking the roads made for driving don't understand any of the above.

2020-09-15 03:33:33 UTC  

The streets about to turn red.

2020-09-15 03:42:31 UTC  

their momma never told them not to play in the road

2020-09-15 06:15:07 UTC  

@kyzercube English only 🇺🇸

2020-09-15 06:58:23 UTC  

@kyzercube It's a slippery slope indeed.

2020-09-15 12:43:28 UTC  

I south Africa they have an anti car jacking devise which is like a gas burner that shoots flames up the side of your car. I wonder if thats illegal in portland?

2020-09-15 15:22:13 UTC  

Given the current state of Portland?

2020-09-15 15:22:29 UTC  

Idk

2020-09-15 15:22:40 UTC  

Liberals would freak out if a protestor got burned by a car

2020-09-15 15:22:46 UTC  

but I feel like theres bigger problems rn

2020-09-15 16:32:23 UTC  

Maybe some sort of electrified chicken wire wrapping the vehicle?

2020-09-15 17:31:33 UTC  

lol

2020-09-15 17:31:36 UTC  

that would be great

2020-09-15 17:48:28 UTC  

@Urma, urma guuuuur make it shoot poo like in the zeducation video. Then park the car in the middle of your lawn. If confronted by law enforcement you can say that's just how you fertilize your lawn and you don't know why someone decided to start your lawn fertilizer system for you.

2020-09-15 17:49:55 UTC  

With all these arsons lately, fire is definitely not the way to go.

2020-09-15 19:41:46 UTC  

Idea: Convince gay people and black people to switch months. According to gay historical revisionists, Abraham Lincoln was the first gay President, and he was born in February, so move Pride Month to February. Then move Black History Month to June to commemorate the start of the 2020 George Floyd riots.

2020-09-15 19:55:03 UTC  

<:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>

2020-09-15 19:58:58 UTC  

Nani?

2020-09-15 19:59:14 UTC  

I mean......... What?

2020-09-15 20:11:28 UTC  

Abe slept in the same bed as a guy named Nick Speed, which apparent wasn’t gay back then, but historical revisionists use it as evidence that he was gay now.

2020-09-15 20:17:14 UTC  

classic taking things out context

2020-09-15 21:13:35 UTC  

Ik that goes in <#719777555242287115> but I want people's opinions

2020-09-15 21:13:43 UTC  

Do you think he imagines people are there?

2020-09-15 21:13:50 UTC  

Did his handlers tell him to wave?

2020-09-15 21:14:00 UTC  

Idk man

2020-09-15 21:15:35 UTC  

They probably filmed him from multiple directions, making it look like he had a crowd, and the unedited angle was used by mistake.

2020-09-15 21:32:15 UTC  

lol

2020-09-15 21:32:30 UTC  

Hmm 🤣

2020-09-15 21:33:16 UTC  

that was good

2020-09-16 01:47:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/755605715409698836/20200915_214540.gif

2020-09-16 02:05:49 UTC  

What a leftist looks like after they call you racist for simply disagreeing with their own political/ideological movement:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727615870385389638/755610359359864842/20200915_220452.jpg

2020-09-16 03:16:29 UTC  

<#707691030748594294> got too cheeky with tori.... XD

2020-09-16 03:18:44 UTC  

LOL

2020-09-16 03:19:18 UTC  

lol @AWOIII shouldn't the wheel be spinning and the hamster be dead next to it?

2020-09-16 03:19:56 UTC  

gonna slice some tomatoes 🙂 brb

2020-09-16 03:39:57 UTC  

jesus.... <#707691030748594294> is a fucking shit show.... I am camping here until tori is either warned or gone....

She just got banned