I’d rather have a parrot than a gf ngl

I wanna have 2 gfs

And I’d rather have a parrot than a bf too dw

Ooh side hoes nice

@Max4Z. Lmao

One for Monday-thursdays and one for Friday-Sundays

You want two but see you have none currently

What if they both want fri-sun

I’ll try after I’m done with NNN

If I could find another like my first wife, I'd re-marry.

Aww

Marry a 1911, it puts out way more than women in my experience

But after twenty years, I don't think it'll happen.

If I could find a mans who wasn’t intimidated by my mental health and other things I’d marry him

Where can I find me a cougar/sugar mama

Tinder?

If I could find a woman as easy as a man I’d marry her

Sometimes it depends, sometimes it comes to u

I love women hahahaha

*Starts playing “Come and Get Your Love”*

My exGF is still in love with me. I feel bad for leading her on.

If that’s even the title lmao

If you felt bad enough you’d stop lol

Coincidence: So do I.

@Solaris well then maybe don’t do it 👀

I love some women

Like Ellen page and Ellen degenerous

I like the new pfp @Max4Z

Unfortunately they’re both lesbians 😔

I don't know how much we are joking around about being wifey

Thanks 😊

Lol ur acct says you’ve bn playing Sims for past 7 hrs 👀

The sims is the best game ever for me

I'm serious on my end. There's probably a perfect match for me out there somewhere. But I'm here, and after the last nightmare, I ain't fishin'.

She knows she's free to have a BF

Which Sims?

I get to exercise ultimate control and be these little binary code peoples god

It’s perfect for my inner desire to rule the universe

I mostly design houses in Sims 4.

The sims 3 is my fav

I’ve modded my game up the ass so it’s so great