LOL Snow Crash.

"Perhaps they will listen to reason." Guy pulls out a hypervelocity mini chaingun named "Reason".

haha

Snow Crash is an awesome book. Cyberpunk at its best.

I would love a minigun

I had a friend years ago that almost convinced me to put a servo-operated turret on my hearse.

Lol that woulda been bad ass... deathmobile lol

It already had red lights wired under the wheel wells.

How heavy was it?

The car? two and a half tons empty.

LOL The rear deck was actual marble.

No wonder you only got 7 miles a gallon lol

The turret was also heavy?

That, and the 472 V8, yeah. LOL

The turret would've been okay, I just didn't want to chop a hole in the roof for it.

Lol gotcha

Old Cadillacs were tanks. I have two '68 four-doors sitting out back.

They still run?

Nah. Been sitting too long. Good shape otherwise.

Yeah man... gm isn't the same

The one had an electrical short in it, my folks bought the other for spare parts.

Oh ok

Electrical problems are the worst

The spare blew a tire and the timing chain, but ran up until then.

I wish they still made tanks... new cars are plastic lol

Yeah...

wait no tanks are being made anymore?

I bumped some idiot who parked me in with my hearse at 5 MPH.

I tore off their entire rear quarterpanel, my hearse had a bit of wear on the rubber bumper strip. LOL

Only "accident" I ever had while driving.

Lol your hearse was like chuck Norris

Yep!

I always said my worst fear was someone in a riceburner running into me on the road, because they'd all die.

Lol yup

Spontaneously combust

i wonder how often this is used

new cars are made to break away though to protect the occupants

only exceptions are cars made prior to like the 70s or 80s really due to safety requirements so even something as old and boaty as my 95 wouldn't handle an impact well

nice

Tyler that screamer jn the middle of yesterday's ylyl was crap. I was watching at night and I had high blood pressure for 45 minutes

And I completely embraced it because I thought it was gonna be biden there