Message from @el_deffo
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Yeah... some people don't want to listen to reason
LOL Snow Crash.
"Perhaps they will listen to reason." Guy pulls out a hypervelocity mini chaingun named "Reason".
haha
Snow Crash is an awesome book. Cyberpunk at its best.
I would love a minigun
I had a friend years ago that almost convinced me to put a servo-operated turret on my hearse.
Lol that woulda been bad ass... deathmobile lol
It already had red lights wired under the wheel wells.
How heavy was it?
The car? two and a half tons empty.
LOL The rear deck was actual marble.
No wonder you only got 7 miles a gallon lol
The turret was also heavy?
That, and the 472 V8, yeah. LOL
The turret would've been okay, I just didn't want to chop a hole in the roof for it.
Lol gotcha
Old Cadillacs were tanks. I have two '68 four-doors sitting out back.
They still run?
Nah. Been sitting too long. Good shape otherwise.
The one had an electrical short in it, my folks bought the other for spare parts.
Oh ok
Electrical problems are the worst
The spare blew a tire and the timing chain, but ran up until then.
I wish they still made tanks... new cars are plastic lol
Yeah...
wait no tanks are being made anymore?
I bumped some idiot who parked me in with my hearse at 5 MPH.
I tore off their entire rear quarterpanel, my hearse had a bit of wear on the rubber bumper strip. LOL
Only "accident" I ever had while driving.
Lol your hearse was like chuck Norris
Yep!
I always said my worst fear was someone in a riceburner running into me on the road, because they'd all die.
Lol yup
Spontaneously combust
i wonder how often this is used
new cars are made to break away though to protect the occupants
only exceptions are cars made prior to like the 70s or 80s really due to safety requirements so even something as old and boaty as my 95 wouldn't handle an impact well
nice
Tyler that screamer jn the middle of yesterday's ylyl was crap. I was watching at night and I had high blood pressure for 45 minutes