How's the kitty ronin?

what?

how could you hate this holiday

Which kitty?

The one with the stroke

Doing good. No lasting side effects, except she's crankier, and walks a bit stiff.

Whatcha make?

Nice nice

(Asking me "How's the cat?" is like asking a beekeeper "How's that bee?")

Current cat status: Roonty is better. Fader's toe is half missing, but healed. Loser's tail is healed. Singularity has an ear infection, but good. all the rest are the usual furry assholes.

Lol yikes. Sounds like they get in a lot of jams

Four cats out of about forty, I'd say not too bad.

Tux and Rumpus have decided that the way into the aquarium must be from the rear, so they're trying to figure out how to squeeze into a half-inch gap.

Combination of funny and pathetic.

I need a cat

Pick one.

Lol

I already ate my food. I didn't eat my apple pie yet

I also have a cat named Tux!

Tux is my first tuxedo cat in twenty years.

I’ve got 2 cats both 8 years old

I have around forty, from a few months to 14 years.

That's an old cat. Does it move around?

Trouble? Oh, yeah.

He's not playful, but he moves.

My hubby's cousin had an old cat everyone thought was fake because it stood still for hours not moving

Trouble sleeps for a few hours at a pop, then wander to the other end of the house for food, water, and the litterbox.

He never really was a playful cat, even as a kitten.

Is the meep meep monkey like Nibbler?

And is it 8 arms or 8 legs

No clue, and yes.

I thought it was going to be a horror dungeon crawl

Nope.

In fact, they were told last game the ship was empty.

I have a disability

Actually a few

I’m a straight white Christian male

I'm Mexican and whamen, does that count?

Think that just makes you a victim

Poor you😢

I'm also Christian and southern