very funny

They also just ‘happen’ to be outside (doing the bins, mowing the lawn, etc) whenever anyone has any car round

Hitmen need to be legalized

They actually asked my sisters boyfriend once whether he lived here because it’s illegal if not

(Covid rules)

Like.. are you taking the piss he’s here every other day if he had anything we’ve already got it

Now all I'm saying is, it would be very tragic if the snitches died in a horrible, fatal accident...

and when we had my birthday they knocked on the door and told us we had too many people round HAHAHA jokes on them we had under the legal limit at the time

Glad my dad didn’t answer cause he’d have told them where to shove it

They need to be dropped

Those pricks

And because five of us live here we have five cars (duh) and when my sisters are home (one from nursing and one from the military) they questioned them on why they were here

bitch they LIVE here

if you imagine a Karen but make it upper middle class and British you’ve got this lady

I know, order a hit

Their culture is to be insufferable pricks, so take them out

I would but that would include sharing pretty much my own address online and am no allowed to

You only have to share the target's address, via 4chan or another anonymous message board

Jk am no a hitman hirer am just amused by the fact that she genuinely thinks she IS law enforcement

rather than a sad old retired lady with nothin better to do

It's sad, pathetic, and blood boiling

Like all boomers, the more you challenge them the more they dig their heals in

Um no. Absolutely no. Just because I may be miserable does not mean it is fair to make others miserable. I'd be a giant asshole

I don’t think she miserable just bored

Her brain is melting because she doesn’t leave the house

Her brain is melting because she is a horrible person

What other reason could you think of for someone to be a petty snitch?

some old people just gotta give up making everybody miserable before they die

cause that's not how you want to live

That's a negatory chief

I’m sorry say that again?

tf is mermaiding

What even is mermaiding

And do I want to know

Ok so it’s apparently just dressing as a mermaid for swimming

Seems like a good way to drown

All Democrats should try it then

well

yes