Message from @wazgash

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2019-07-30 21:56:23 UTC  

ghandi in chat

2019-07-30 21:56:45 UTC  

I think thats me tbh

2019-07-30 21:57:32 UTC  

No, no.

2019-07-30 21:57:41 UTC  

Rule 🇬🇧

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2019-07-30 21:57:43 UTC  

You're A gandhi, not Gandhi.

2019-07-30 21:58:23 UTC  

Yeah, Tom Leykis told people years ago to never donate to sperm banks precisely because of shit like this.

2019-07-30 21:58:28 UTC  

ahh thomas the tank.... good times

2019-07-30 21:58:48 UTC  

hmm i think its not a sperm bank

2019-07-30 21:58:57 UTC  

think its a private arrangement

2019-07-30 21:59:12 UTC  

I understand sperm banks have thrown their donors under the bus.

2019-07-30 21:59:24 UTC  

So, *never* donate to sperm banks, either.

2019-07-30 21:59:29 UTC  

i might be confusing this with an aussy story where they knew the donnor

2019-07-30 21:59:43 UTC  

Donate plasma until you look like an ancient vampire from Underworld before you part with even a drop of sperm.

2019-07-30 22:00:13 UTC  

the thought did cross my mind to donate sperm

2019-07-30 22:00:44 UTC  

I'm on noplasma tho

2019-07-30 22:00:51 UTC  

Ha.

2019-07-30 22:00:53 UTC  

Dork.

2019-07-30 22:01:02 UTC  

suit yourself I feel like a new man

2019-07-30 22:01:19 UTC  

you should've seen how this girl was giving me eye contact

2019-07-30 22:01:23 UTC  

she could tell I have vital plasma fluids

2019-07-30 22:01:24 UTC  

does that mean you have one of those old fat tvs then?

2019-07-30 22:01:29 UTC  

That made me think of the South Park episode where Christopher Reeves was eating aborted fetuses for their stem cells.

2019-07-30 22:07:02 UTC  

the idea of passing genes seemed like a good one but then it dawned on me that if i didnt have contact with that kid then the odds of it being a blind confused blue pill fool would be super high wouldnt really wish that fate on it

2019-07-30 22:07:37 UTC  

That's why you go for surrogacy.

2019-07-30 22:07:50 UTC  

Buy the egg, rent the womb, rent the tit.

2019-07-30 22:07:56 UTC  

Raise it yourself.

2019-07-30 22:08:22 UTC  

oh damn that's what they meant when they say if it floats, flies or fucks, rent it

2019-07-30 22:08:35 UTC  

not quite sure how that would work in my country my understanding is you go to meet ups as a couple to find a surrogate here and the emphisis is on couple

2019-07-30 22:08:47 UTC  

Then go out of the country.

2019-07-30 22:09:07 UTC  

yeah need some serious research into that

2019-07-30 22:09:08 UTC  

Personally, I wouldn't go meet the surrogate.

2019-07-30 22:09:17 UTC  

I would go through an agency and attorney.

2019-07-30 22:09:31 UTC  

I don't want *any* contact with either the egg supplier or the surrogate.

2019-07-30 22:09:50 UTC  

would be good to know what she looks like

2019-07-30 22:09:57 UTC  

Pictures

2019-07-30 22:09:59 UTC  

but other than that sure

2019-07-30 22:10:03 UTC  

Videos

2019-07-30 22:10:10 UTC  

are there statistics on people raised by single fathers?

2019-07-30 22:10:15 UTC  

Yes.

2019-07-30 22:10:17 UTC  

yeah i dont know much about the process

2019-07-30 22:10:22 UTC  

They do orders of magnitude better than single mothers.