Message from @wazgash
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but mainly it's nice to know you could hold someone down and there's nothing they could do about it
See, this guy gets it. Just roll with the joke.
unless they're better than you lol
That pussy Property could learn a thing or two from you. Property: 🖕
lol
Nobody wants to be an unwilling bottom.
hes glued to his film
you timed your insult well
He also blocked me, so I'm just being a shit.
why so?
i mean you seem so nice lol
Right?
I'm a motherfucking delight.
ghandi in chat
I think thats me tbh
No, no.
Rule 🇬🇧
You're A gandhi, not Gandhi.
Yeah, Tom Leykis told people years ago to never donate to sperm banks precisely because of shit like this.
hmm i think its not a sperm bank
think its a private arrangement
I understand sperm banks have thrown their donors under the bus.
So, *never* donate to sperm banks, either.
i might be confusing this with an aussy story where they knew the donnor
Donate plasma until you look like an ancient vampire from Underworld before you part with even a drop of sperm.
the thought did cross my mind to donate sperm
I'm on noplasma tho
Ha.
Dork.
suit yourself I feel like a new man
you should've seen how this girl was giving me eye contact
she could tell I have vital plasma fluids
does that mean you have one of those old fat tvs then?
That made me think of the South Park episode where Christopher Reeves was eating aborted fetuses for their stem cells.
the idea of passing genes seemed like a good one but then it dawned on me that if i didnt have contact with that kid then the odds of it being a blind confused blue pill fool would be super high wouldnt really wish that fate on it
That's why you go for surrogacy.
Buy the egg, rent the womb, rent the tit.
Raise it yourself.
oh damn that's what they meant when they say if it floats, flies or fucks, rent it