hmm i think its not a sperm bank

think its a private arrangement

I understand sperm banks have thrown their donors under the bus.

So, *never* donate to sperm banks, either.

i might be confusing this with an aussy story where they knew the donnor

Donate plasma until you look like an ancient vampire from Underworld before you part with even a drop of sperm.

the thought did cross my mind to donate sperm

I'm on noplasma tho

Ha.

Dork.

suit yourself I feel like a new man

you should've seen how this girl was giving me eye contact

she could tell I have vital plasma fluids

does that mean you have one of those old fat tvs then?

That made me think of the South Park episode where Christopher Reeves was eating aborted fetuses for their stem cells.

the idea of passing genes seemed like a good one but then it dawned on me that if i didnt have contact with that kid then the odds of it being a blind confused blue pill fool would be super high wouldnt really wish that fate on it

That's why you go for surrogacy.

Buy the egg, rent the womb, rent the tit.

Raise it yourself.

oh damn that's what they meant when they say if it floats, flies or fucks, rent it

not quite sure how that would work in my country my understanding is you go to meet ups as a couple to find a surrogate here and the emphisis is on couple

Then go out of the country.

yeah need some serious research into that

Personally, I wouldn't go meet the surrogate.

I would go through an agency and attorney.

I don't want *any* contact with either the egg supplier or the surrogate.

would be good to know what she looks like

Pictures

but other than that sure

Videos

are there statistics on people raised by single fathers?

Yes.

yeah i dont know much about the process

They do orders of magnitude better than single mothers.

But not quite as good as mated pairs.

Makes me suspect that the father is actually the important part of raising a human.

yea I know plenty of kids who didn't have fathers and most of them are fucked

some do alright tho

like joe rogan

well mated pairs become unmated pairs quite alot which is a problem

Yeah, but those guys are the right tail of the pareto distribution.