Because dannnnng do I probably have you beat

I don't want to know who has me beat, though I've heard some stories

Bruh, you're cool.

the one thing about me is i've swiss-cheese memory and literally could not remember shit <:KEK:795742276549607456> so i can rarely recall memories lmao

We bring our own weird.

I remember things I did at age six and I forgot my entire high school years so yeah xD

I once told a kid that my parents divorce was still more painful to me because they were divorced longer<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> his parents just divorced. I was in fourth grade and i have much regret

#FreeJeffDahmer eh <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I lied and told my friend my parents were getting divorced as well because I thought it was dramatic

everybody has their regrets

DUDE

I GO DEEP

I feel so bad

also: i see max typing 👀 hi max, how was gym?

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I got so many official FBI and arrest files

That's not bad tbh

Oh, you like to start drama when it's boring, huh?

I know I know, but it haunts me to this day

It was good, I love the pain of stimulating and breaking down muscle fibers <:shyfingers:766272377088376832>

I used to. I got over it after the age of seven or so though minor fibs lasted longer

hey on the bright side, maybe some day the fbi will recruit you for investigation <:KEK:795742276549607456>

What's weird is that I 180°d. Today, I try not to lie and I try to be a positive person

My older brother got so mad when I told him I wanted to put cookies in a container so they wouldn't go stale and he was like NO. I LIKE THEM HARDER and after some back and forth, he kicked a hole in the wall he was so mad

sounds good! i don't share the same love for pain, but you do you!

I also went from extravert to introvert

Disgusting; I don't think I can talk to you anymore

It's confession night, apparently. Bring out your most beheld

Jojo

*jkkk

**JKJK

Damn... One time i got mad at my younger sister so I smacked her so hard a red hand mark was left on her back for a couple days. I was like seven

If there's an FBI lmaoooooooo.
I did write an entire novel where the MC is inspired by Jeff and you get to go through his descent into madness.

It's a p good time

My little brother ate a candy bar that was for me when I was little and I got a new one so I ate it and blamed it on him. He got a spanking. I tried it again and got more spankings lol

Oh dang

Hehehe

sounds soooo good. i'd read that lmao

I thought I could get infinite candy bars

Children are evil